White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

Usually, I don't believe anything the government says, but I'm going to make an exception in this case. 

Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them. Read more

Obama under Pressure to Reveal ET Secrets?

A leading UFO truth advocacy group Paradigm Research has announced renewed efforts to pressure President Barack to reveal what the government knows about extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.

Paradigm Research Group, a leading UFO truth advocacy group, announced today a renewed international effort to convince Barack Obama to end the 62-year truth embargo preventing formal government acknowledgement of extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race. Also Renewed is pressure on the White House press corps to start asking appropriate questions and demand appropriate answers about connections between key members of the Democratic Party – Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, John Podesta, Leon Panetta and Bill Richardson – and theUFO and ET issue. Read more

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Obama Mother-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?

Times Online blogger Daniel Finkelstein comments on the rumor that Barack Obama is furious with his mother-in-law Marian Robinson for practicing Santeria in the White House. Finkelstein considers the "witchcraft in the White House" charge the worst slur against Obama yet.

There have been some spectacular Obama slurs in recent weeks. Truly, magnificently deadful. But yesterday, Townhall.com totally wiped the floor with them.

In an article that seems currently to be inaccessible, it was claimed that:

The Obama White House is abuzz with talk of witchcraft by first grandmother, 72-year-old Marian Robinson, who lives in the White House residence.

A close friend of Michelle Obama says the president is furious at his mother-in-law after learning that she was practicing Santeria, an African spirit cult, in the White House.

Yup. That’s right. Witchcraft in the White House. Read more